Friday, July 29, 2011
I know it has been hot all over the country. I understand when people want to go for a little motorcycle ride and wear less clothing to stay cool. Now these are just gratuitous sexy girl photos from the Internet designed to get your attention. The website above was in a language that looked eastern European, but the sign and the printing on her top are in English, so....
Megan Fox in a professionally shot setup. Yes, she is wearing shorts and that is a motorcycle and she is very nice to look at, but it's not quite what I'm looking for to illustrate my story.
This is a little formal, but it is starting to get close.
My thanks to iron momma for this photo that is about as close as I'm likely to get.
So, I'm driving down the road on a hot day and coming the other way is a guy on a cruiser bike, wearing big leg shorts and a t-shirt and riding down the highway with his feet on the highway pegs. He doesn't have any windshield or fairing and he has his legs spread a little to keep away from the hot engine. The wind is doing a nice job of ballooning the legs of his shorts with lots of air blowing straight into his crotch. My first thought is, "Boy, I'll bet that feels nice and cool." Then, "Oohh. I would want to accidentally hit a bee."