Valentine's Day

So, I'm driving in the U.P. last week.  That's the Upper Peninnsula of Michigan for the rest of you trolls.  I'm listening to the radio and I hear an advertisement for Hampton Inn.  Allow me to paraphrase.

Remember last year when you got your lady some plastic flowers from the gas station for Valentine's Day?  Well, she remembers and she is still pissed.

Why don't you do it right this year and book a romantic Valentine's weekend at the Hampton Inn,   Green Bay?

February in Green Bay?  At the Hampton Inn?  I guess that is what passes for romantic in the U.P.